January 2011
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Chestnut
Me: ((explaining something))... you know, that old chestnut.
Lizzie: ...What?
Me: What, what?
Lizzie: "That old chestnut?" Is that even a thing? *googles phrase*
Me: Uh. Yes?
Lizzie: *reads definition*. How do you even know this?
Me: I like the cut of your jib?
Lizzie: You're hungarian! WHY do you know these?
Awesome
You know what’s awesome? The fact that when it’s 30 or 40 degrees outside, my heater turns on and sputters, even when it’s off.
Yesterday, it was 20. Durring the night it was about 16. And this morning it’s 22.
What about my heater, you ask? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It turned on ONCE for 5 seconds to give a death scream. Now Im wearing 2 shirts, a sweater and a...
All Hail Luna! →
Oh Stephen Colbert…
